I was first informed of the pending Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson nuptuals yesterday afternoon. I was rendered speechless. I am still at somewhat of a loss for words. Apparently, Lindsay has been sporting a $22K rock on her finger that was given to her by DJ Samantha. Lohan’s stage mom supreme, Dina, is planning a party to “welcome Samantha to the family” sometime in late ‘08.

Nothing like a lesbian wedding to tear me apart on certain matters! The last thing lesbians need in this world is another Anne Heche, so I sincerely hope that this is a genuine move and not just another publicity stunt. Part of me can see that maybe, just maybe, Lindsay’s issues as of late could be the crying out of a young lady that is afraid to come out. Of course, I’d feel better about saying that if 3/4 of the child actor population didn’t follow the same route.

So, I’ll reserve judgment. But so help me God, if Lindsay Lohan ends up becoming a poster child in the Right wing’s effort to strike down any attempt at gay unions; I will find her and I will bitch slap her while forcing her to watch a marathon of her crap movies starting with “The Parent Trap” and working up to “Herbie Fully Loaded”.