Aug 5
Lindsay Lohan to wed DJ Samantha.
I was first informed of the pending Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson nuptuals yesterday afternoon. I was rendered speechless. I am still at somewhat of a loss for words. Apparently, Lindsay has been sporting a $22K rock on her finger that was given to her by DJ Samantha. Lohan’s stage mom supreme, Dina, is planning a party to “welcome Samantha to the family” sometime in late ‘08.
Nothing like a lesbian wedding to tear me apart on certain matters! The last thing lesbians need in this world is another Anne Heche, so I sincerely hope that this is a genuine move and not just another publicity stunt. Part of me can see that maybe, just maybe, Lindsay’s issues as of late could be the crying out of a young lady that is afraid to come out. Of course, I’d feel better about saying that if 3/4 of the child actor population didn’t follow the same route.
So, I’ll reserve judgment. But so help me God, if Lindsay Lohan ends up becoming a poster child in the Right wing’s effort to strike down any attempt at gay unions; I will find her and I will bitch slap her while forcing her to watch a marathon of her crap movies starting with “The Parent Trap” and working up to “Herbie Fully Loaded”.
3 Comments so far
Leave a comment
I really hope that their relationship is real/true, if only because they seem to be a sweet couple. If it’s shenanigans, I’ll help you prop her eyelids open and start the DVD player.
Is it horribly pathetic that I know Sam’s last name is Ronson? *iz pathetic*
Ah! Good catch! Edit made and my sincere thanks for the catching of the typo.
First off, how in the hell does “DJ” Samantha Ronson afford a $22,000 ring??
Second, “The last thing lesbians need in this world is another Anne Heche”. *raising hand up in hallelujah* Preach it.
Lastly, “But so help me God, if Lindsay Lohan ends up becoming a poster child in the Right wing’s effort to strike down any attempt at gay unions…” You know it’s good when you can mix in God, Lindsey Lohan, the Right Wing, and gay unions all in one sentence.
And did you hear? Lindsey’s dad apparently said he couldn’t be involved with any ceremony…goes against his “devout” Christian faith apparently. That’s right, Michael Lohan is a devout Christian. Mm hm.