The University of Wisconsn has suspended their band indefinitely due to allegations of hazing, rampant alcohol abuse and sexual misconduct.

Meanwhile…when asked for a comment…every fan of every opposing Big Ten team responded, “no shit? Who didn’t see this coming?”

The Wisconsin band, or Badger fans in general, are the epitome of classlessness. The horror stories that are told by any opposing fan limping out of Camp Randall are legendary. The stories range from people pelting the opposing team with frozen marshmallows with pennies inside to cursing in the face of 5 year olds by 70+ year old alums. Nevermind their behavior on the road. I can honestly say that this couldn’t have happened to a better fan base.