…are the worst. It’s not up for discussion. When your lips are chapped, what makes it worse? Moisture on your lips. What part of your body is tougher to keep moisture away from than your lips?

I would rather have a stomach flu that eventually goes away with massive expulsion of various bodily fluids than have chapped lips. I can stop vomiting by not placing anything inside of my stomach to vomit back up. Chapped lips, though? Well, I’m a Midwesterner. Good luck avoiding it.

Seriously, I am really not a fan.