What kind of spin job will Spencer do on this?

Heidi declares she is ready to get out of pig flu country while fiming a, um, music video in Mexico.

I’ll admit that I am fascinated with this couple, but not in a good way.

I was first informed of the pending Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson nuptuals yesterday afternoon. I was rendered speechless. I am still at somewhat of a loss for words. Apparently, Lindsay has been sporting a $22K rock on her finger that was given to her by DJ Samantha. Lohan’s stage mom supreme, Dina, is planning a party to “welcome Samantha to the family” sometime in late ‘08.

Nothing like a lesbian wedding to tear me apart on certain matters! The last thing lesbians need in this world is another Anne Heche, so I sincerely hope that this is a genuine move and not just another publicity stunt. Part of me can see that maybe, just maybe, Lindsay’s issues as of late could be the crying out of a young lady that is afraid to come out. Of course, I’d feel better about saying that if 3/4 of the child actor population didn’t follow the same route.

So, I’ll reserve judgment. But so help me God, if Lindsay Lohan ends up becoming a poster child in the Right wing’s effort to strike down any attempt at gay unions; I will find her and I will bitch slap her while forcing her to watch a marathon of her crap movies starting with “The Parent Trap” and working up to “Herbie Fully Loaded”.