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	<title>Krista Jones</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Maine voters: what you just voted against</title>
		<link>http://kristajones.com/2009/11/04/maine-voters-what-you-just-voted-against-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristaj19</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[gay marriage]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Maine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Voters in Maine , you just voted on gay marriage. Your decision was to abolish this. I thought I&#8217;d take a moment to show you what else you voted against.
1) Separation of Church and State - What the religious right will not tell you about these votes is that a vote like this opens up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Voters in Maine , you just voted on gay marriage. Your decision was to abolish this. I thought I&#8217;d take a moment to show you what else you voted against.</p>
<p>1) Separation of Church and State - What the religious right will not tell you about these votes is that a vote like this opens up the opportunity to vote on other religious institutions. What if Christians decide that Baptism should be required for all youngsters? What if Jews feel all boys should have to go through circumcision? This opens the door to vote on those issues.</p>
<p>On the flip side, for those that say the Constitution has this amendment to prevent from watering down the church, you have voted to allow the government to meddle in your church. In fact, you already have. There are multiple denominations, the UCC being the most prominent, that want to marry gays. You just told them they cannot. Good job. Also, what if someone feels full submersion during Baptism is dangerous? That can now be voted on and a church forced out of doing it. Ditto circumcision. Too dangerous? Fine, it is illegal.</p>
<p>2) The legal protection for families - Protecting families? That&#8217;s laughable. It has been shown in recent census data that <a href="http://thepulpit.freedomblogging.com/2009/10/19/census-bureau-analysis-marriage-family-stronger-in-states-supporting-gay-marriage/3221/">Marriage and Family values are arguably stronger in states that allow gay marriage</a>. Gay families live as straight families even *gasp* raising children. Why do you hate their kids? You just voted against protection for them in the event of the death of the partner. Who knows where the kids may end up now if one or both of them die? Sleep well with that thought.</p>
<p>3) Your argument as to why we should be in Iraq and Afghanistan - There is a ton of outrage in our country over the Islamic church states. How can they rule on an archaic view that women are not equal? How can they condone stoning based on religious doctrine? How can they seriously persecute those that participate in a religion other than Islam?? Yeah, Maine, how can they? Oh&#8230;wait&#8230;you just said that people that may not necessarily hold the same religious view as you shouldn&#8217;t be able to express that. Huh&#8230;</p>
<p>4) What Thomas Jefferson said - &#8220;The legitimate powers of government,&#8221; he wrote, &#8220;extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m a firm believer in the facts, the Constitution and the well being of our Country and the families within. What do you believe in?</p>
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		<title>Dear Spammers</title>
		<link>http://kristajones.com/2009/06/23/dear-spammers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristaj19</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[annoying]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You annoy the hell out of me. I shouldn&#8217;t have to moderate a small blog this much. Does the spam even work?? I mean, really?
Sincerely,
Me.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You annoy the hell out of me. I shouldn&#8217;t have to moderate a small blog this much. Does the spam even work?? I mean, really?</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Me.</p>
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		<title>What the effing crap? That angel guy just felt me up.</title>
		<link>http://kristajones.com/2009/06/09/what-the-effing-crap-that-angel-guy-just-felt-me-up/</link>
		<comments>http://kristajones.com/2009/06/09/what-the-effing-crap-that-angel-guy-just-felt-me-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristaj19</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes when you are having a crappy day and you need a laugh, a friend will come through in a big way. This did it for me:

Running in second:

Who doesn&#8217;t want a mattress made of Gypsy Sluts?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes when you are having a crappy day and you need a laugh, a friend will come through in a big way. This did it for me:</p>
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<p>Running in second:</p>
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<p>Who doesn&#8217;t want a mattress made of Gypsy Sluts?</p>
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		<title>That. Just. Happened.</title>
		<link>http://kristajones.com/2009/05/23/that-just-happened/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 23:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristaj19</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[LeBron James sinks a last second shot to even the series at 1-1. In case you missed it, it was a thing of beauty:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LeBron James sinks a last second shot to even the series at 1-1. In case you missed it, it was a thing of beauty:</p>
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		<title>Heidi Montag: World Ambassador</title>
		<link>http://kristajones.com/2009/04/29/heidi-montag-world-ambassador/</link>
		<comments>http://kristajones.com/2009/04/29/heidi-montag-world-ambassador/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristaj19</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Celeb gossip]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Heidi montag]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[swine flu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What kind of spin job will Spencer do on this?
Heidi declares she is  ready to get out of pig flu country while fiming a, um, music video in Mexico. 
I&#8217;ll admit that I am fascinated with this couple, but not in a good way.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What kind of spin job will Spencer do on this?</p>
<p>Heidi declares she is <a href="http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/The-Afternoon-Shortlist-for-April-29-2522.gallery?gt1=28135#wallState=0__/tv/Heidi-Montag-Ready-to-Get-Out-of-Pig-Flu-Country-1513985.story"> ready to get out of pig flu country</a> while fiming a, um, music video in Mexico. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll admit that I am fascinated with this couple, but not in a good way.</p>
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		<title>Yeah, but capacity is about 105K&#8230;try harder next year!</title>
		<link>http://kristajones.com/2009/04/27/yeah-but-capacity-is-about-105ktry-harder-next-year/</link>
		<comments>http://kristajones.com/2009/04/27/yeah-but-capacity-is-about-105ktry-harder-next-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristaj19</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Ohio State had  95,722 show up to their spring game this weekend. 
This is in spite of the fact that people actually have to pay 5 bucks. This is up from last year&#8217;s attendance of a mere 76,346 last year, but to be fair, it did rain in &#8216;08.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ohio State had <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/ncaa/04/25/ohiostate.spring.game.ap/index.html"> 95,722 show up to their spring game this weekend.</a> </p>
<p>This is in spite of the fact that people actually have to pay 5 bucks. This is up from last year&#8217;s attendance of a mere 76,346 last year, but to be fair, it did rain in &#8216;08.</p>
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		<title>A funny thing happened in Iowa today</title>
		<link>http://kristajones.com/2009/04/27/a-funny-thing-happened-in-iowa-today/</link>
		<comments>http://kristajones.com/2009/04/27/a-funny-thing-happened-in-iowa-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristaj19</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[What a strange day.
I woke up and started getting ready for work, just like any other day. I looked outside and saw neighbors leaving for work, just like any other day. I turned on the TV to catch up on some headlines, just like any other day. 
Funny; today is the day that gay marriages [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a strange day.</p>
<p>I woke up and started getting ready for work, just like any other day. I looked outside and saw neighbors leaving for work, just like any other day. I turned on the TV to catch up on some headlines, just like any other day. </p>
<p>Funny; today is the day that gay marriages will occur for the first time in Iowa. I was under the impression that marriages would be cheapened, gays and lesbians would be in the streets recruiting, fire and brimstone would rain down and the world just might spin off of its axis. </p>
<p>Instead, here I am, typing a blog and preparing for the day ahead. The straight people around me are still married and living life as they would have any other day. </p>
<p>Weird.</p>
<p>The only people that seem to be straying from their routines are the protesters. Oh, and the kids that some of them pulled out of school.</p>
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		<title>Thank you, Iowa!</title>
		<link>http://kristajones.com/2009/04/03/thank-you-iowa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristaj19</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you for making this one of the greatest days of my life! 
Over the past couple of years, my sig other and I debated getting married in Canada or another state. Our planning kind of stalled. Deep down, I think the reason is that it didn&#8217;t feel &#8220;right&#8221; and that something would be missing. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Thank you for making this one of the greatest days of my life! </p>
<p>Over the past couple of years, my sig other and I debated getting married in Canada or another state. Our planning kind of stalled. Deep down, I think the reason is that it didn&#8217;t feel &#8220;right&#8221; and that something would be missing. </p>
<p>That something is the chance to make it easy for all of our friends and family to be there. This is an occasion that should be shared by all. The thought of possible financial hardship keeping loved ones from joining us was too much to take. Not to mention the logistics of cross-state planning.</p>
<p>I am so happy we waited and I cannot wait for the day to celebrate with our loved ones!</p>
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		<title>A-Rod hearts, well, A-Rod</title>
		<link>http://kristajones.com/2009/03/21/a-rod-hearts-well-a-rod/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristaj19</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[As if he needed more negative publicity,  A-Rod decided to make out with his mirror image for Details magazine.
The best part of this story is that it was shortly before he was outed for using steroids. 
The photographer had this to say:
The writer says Rodriguez posed for the photos Feb. 6, the day before [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As if he needed more negative publicity, <a href="http://www.courant.com/services/newspaper/printedition/sports/hc-arod0318.artmar18,0,5837526.story"> A-Rod decided to make out with his mirror image for Details magazine.</a></p>
<p>The best part of this story is that it was shortly before he was outed for using steroids. </p>
<p>The photographer had this to say:</p>
<blockquote><p>The writer says Rodriguez posed for the photos Feb. 6, the day before the SI report came out, and was &#8220;loosening up with shots of Patron [tequila].&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I have to get A-Rod&#8217;s back, I suppose. Tequila shots impare your judgment. Just ask <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/01/eli-manning-got-a-birthday-lap-dance"> Eli Manning and his wife</a></p>
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		<title>Witnesses state that a giant wheel served as the getaway car</title>
		<link>http://kristajones.com/2009/02/10/witnesses-state-that-a-giant-wheel-served-as-the-getaway-car/</link>
		<comments>http://kristajones.com/2009/02/10/witnesses-state-that-a-giant-wheel-served-as-the-getaway-car/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristaj19</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I will give this newslady major props for not losing it, but holy crap!
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<p>I will give this newslady major props for not losing it, but holy crap!</p>
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