http://kristajones.com From the mind of JoJo Tue, 25 May 2010 22:28:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en To the tune of "American Pie" with apologies to the great Don McLean A long, long time ago.... I can still remember When the Cavs got first pick in the draft The King said if he had his chance He'd make the folks in Cleveland dance And, maybe, they'd have a championship in a while. But 2010 ... http://kristajones.com/2010/05/25/my-ode-to-clevelands-championship-drought/ I have had it for a while, but I see better times ahead! I feel awful that I have this blog and neglect it like an ugly hooker. Side note: While clearing out old comments, the post I'd made about Heidi Montag spawned "horse sex" spam. I'm not sayin', I'm jsut ... http://kristajones.com/2010/05/25/writers-block/ You annoy the hell out of me. I shouldn't have to moderate a small blog this much. Does the spam even work?? I mean, really? Sincerely, Me. http://kristajones.com/2009/06/23/dear-spammers/ Sometimes when you are having a crappy day and you need a laugh, a friend will come through in a big way. This did it for me: Running in second: Who doesn't want a mattress made of Gypsy Sluts? http://kristajones.com/2009/06/09/what-the-effing-crap-that-angel-guy-just-felt-me-up/ LeBron James sinks a last second shot to even the series at 1-1. In case you missed it, it was a thing of beauty: http://kristajones.com/2009/05/23/that-just-happened/ What kind of spin job will Spencer do on this? Heidi declares she is ready to get out of pig flu country while fiming a, um, music video in Mexico. I'll admit that I am fascinated with this couple, but not in a good way. http://kristajones.com/2009/04/29/heidi-montag-world-ambassador/ Ohio State had 95,722 show up to their spring game this weekend. This is in spite of the fact that people actually have to pay 5 bucks. This is up from last year's attendance of a mere 76,346 last year, but to be fair, it did rain in '08. ... http://kristajones.com/2009/04/27/yeah-but-capacity-is-about-105ktry-harder-next-year/ What a strange day. I woke up and started getting ready for work, just like any other day. I looked outside and saw neighbors leaving for work, just like any other day. I turned on the TV to catch up on some headlines, just like any other day. Funny; today is ... http://kristajones.com/2009/04/27/a-funny-thing-happened-in-iowa-today/ Thank you for making this one of the greatest days of my life! Over the past couple of years, my sig other and I debated getting married in Canada or another state. Our planning kind of stalled. Deep down, I think the reason is that it didn't feel "right" and ... http://kristajones.com/2009/04/03/thank-you-iowa/ As if he needed more negative publicity, A-Rod decided to make out with his mirror image for Details magazine. The best part of this story is that it was shortly before he was outed for using steroids. The photographer had this to say: The writer says Rodriguez posed for the photos ... http://kristajones.com/2009/03/21/a-rod-hearts-well-a-rod/