A Texas HS Girl’s B-ball coach was canned after his team Won 100-0. The school stated that this did not reflect a “Christlike approach to competition”.

This statement comes as a huge shock to those who desire to convert the masses, control the legislature and that have studied the Crusades.

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Ryan Seacrest does not adhere to the standards set forth by the ADA for Golden Ticket celebrations. Seacrest, who finds a way to ruin almost anything, ruins the tear-jerker moment of AI thus far by attempting to high-five blind contestant Scott MacIntyre.

I don’t know which was more awkward; the failed high-five or the kiss he received from bikini girl.

A California man sold his daughter to an 18 year old man for cash. meat and beer. He was later arrested after reporting to the cops that the man never paid up on the deal. The 18 year old was also arrested for statuatory rape.

This kind of thing would never happen in Iowa City. They would have nabbed the 18 year old for even thinking about buying beer prior to the hand-off of the girl.

During the Fox Sports broadcast of the BCS National Championship game; Announcer Thom Brennaman made the following declaration:

“If you’re fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.”

From the looks of it, Percy Harvin agrees.

Well, it was a great game and no doubt an instant Classic. OSU, however, chokes once again on the big stage. It was a better result than the previous two years, but still ended with OSU on the losing end.

*sigh*

There were some sweet moments, though, most notably the sweet fade to Pryor from Boeckman.

There is a bright future. Lots of Freshmen, lots of Sophomores. But this one stings.

Of course, I’m a Cubs’ fan, so this is nothing.

The Roady’s Humanitarian Bowl has sold a whopping 2 dozen tickets.

Since they estimated that the average bowl visitor spends about 240 bucks a day while in town, the $5760 increase in revenue will send shockwaves through the economy of Boise, ID. Unless the number of fans is actually closer to 22 or 23 since the Maryland spokesperson could only estimate the number at “about 16″ and couldn’t pin down an exact figure. The spokesperson later responded by stating “I was told there would be no math.”

First…when the Bush administration took Saddam out…we saw this:

Now…as Bush is leaving office…we see this:

I guess that everyone overstays their welcome eventually.

To be fair, 55-0 can only hold your interest for so long.

…are the worst. It’s not up for discussion. When your lips are chapped, what makes it worse? Moisture on your lips. What part of your body is tougher to keep moisture away from than your lips?

I would rather have a stomach flu that eventually goes away with massive expulsion of various bodily fluids than have chapped lips. I can stop vomiting by not placing anything inside of my stomach to vomit back up. Chapped lips, though? Well, I’m a Midwesterner. Good luck avoiding it.

Seriously, I am really not a fan.